Dick Masterson

Proud Gryffindor. I love Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Disney, Universal Studios, comic books, Vikings, and Texas A&M. I'm pretty fond of Skyrim as well.

Ruby is the coolest ever and she should know that she is loved.

armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

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Anonymous said: Hitler was just ultimately butt-hurt over his rejection from art school, being thrown in jail, and having one ball. He was pissed off at the world because he was butt-hurt.

fromonetoanother:

dickmasterson:

Let me take a few minutes to calm my History Major nerves…

X’D you love me x’D

So much… So much…

leronde:

me looking at a character i love: look at this piece of shit fuckwad asshole. someone just punch him in the fucking face. terrible. disgusting. illegal trash. utter garbage. i want to strangle him. fuck him lmao FUCK HIM.

someone: That character is terrible.

me: 

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jakewhyman:

Deadpool Test Footage (x)

Make the damn movie already, Fox!

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texasjomsborg:

Drengr Clint at Moesgaard viking festival outside Aarhus, Denmark last week

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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ja-mbles:

humpinghippogriffs:

seerofkarkittens:

pipjustice:

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either

Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”

unless it’s “vegetables”

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kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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dmolitionlovers:

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

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  • 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
  • 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it

Anonymous said: Hello once I was 8 and trying to be an assassin so I threw a plastic dog bone at my sister from behind a tree and it hit her in the eye. She started bleeding and I felt so bad. I never wanted to be an assassin again.

I don’t know who you are but please come off anonymous because I really wanna hear more of your stories

spoo-kyou:

how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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like

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seriously

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wHAT

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IS

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THIS

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I DON’T

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UNDERSTAND

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WHAT

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IS THAT SALAMI

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breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

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